By popular demand, here is the complete list of the Bibliophile’s Seven Deadly Sins:

1. Destruction

This is the BIG sin and however one destroys thine book is how they shall be repaid if they were terrible enough to go to bibliohell. Destruction includes but is not limited to burning, bending back the cover, breaking the spine, tearing out pages, staining pages, dropping the book in water, shredding pages, and running it over with a lawn mower.

2. Sloth

With all these book piles bibliophiles tend to collect, it can be very easy to get behind on one’s reading by succumbing to this sin. Getting too far behind can result in drowning in the book pile, or in very extreme cases, being devoured by the mass of angry, neglected books never to be seen or heard from ever again.

3. Marking of pages

The defacing of a book with a writing implement is forbidden. The one exception to this rule is in the case of getting your books signed by the author. Therefore, I will not be confined to a single room and forced to write every single word from the Bible on the walls for all eternity for getting my copies of The Orphan’s Tales duology signed by Catherynne Valente this past weekend. When writing the text, every time a mistake is made, the damned must erase everything and begin all over again.

4. Disorganization

This includes two big no-nos: alphabetical impurity and the mixing of kinds. Books by authors shall be kept together in alphabetical order with all the books in a series in the proper order. Mixing of kinds is only permitted in cases where greater sins would be committed by keeping hardcovers and paperbacks apart, such as if you have part of a series in each. Committing disorganization will lead to book filing in a library containing sentient, hyperactive books that hate to stay on the shelf forevermore.

5. Skimming

Thou shalt not skim but must read every word. Those who become distracted and miss a word must reread the same paragraph over and over until every word is caught and committed to memory – or spend their entire afterlife reading and rereading The Eye of Argon without skimming a single word.

6. Spoilage

No spoiling the best parts of books for others. The penalty for this sin is being visited by annoying imps who taunt you by telling you about what happens in all the books you never got to read before you ended up in bibliohell, especially when the new book in one of your favorite series comes out.

7. Prejudice

Do not judge a book by its cover. Or its genre. Or anything else, except perhaps, in very special circumstances, its author. A life of book prejudice will result in an eternity spent reading books with the most horrifyingly embarrassing covers in public places – without even the consolation that the contents of the book do not match its cover.

The Jeanne and Spider Robinson giveaway is now over. The winner of a signed copy of Variable Star, the Stardance trilogy omnibus and Very Hard Choices is:

Shellie N. from Arizona

Congratulations, Shellie! I hope you enjoy the books.


For those who don’t know, this is Book Blogger Appreciation Week. The official site has blogging topics for each day this week. I’ve been busy and missed them all so far, but I’m going to do today’s and I’m hoping to do at least tomorrow’s too, which sounds like fun. (It’s writing about a book you loved that you discovered on a book blog – it would be very hard to choose just one, though!)

So here is today’s topic – some questions about reading! Feel free to answer them all (or your favorite questions) in the comments.

Do you snack while you read? If so, favorite reading snack?

No, never. I’d probably get crumbs all over my book if I did that and that would be one of the bibliophile’s seven deadly sins. However, I do like to drink coffee or tea while reading. My favorite summer drink for reading is an iced mocha latte. The rest of the time, it could be any number of things – a cafe mocha, raspberry mocha or vanilla latte (or cinnamon if I can find it – that’s really my favorite).

Do you tend to mark your books as you read, or does the idea of writing in books horrify you?

Writing in books is one of the other seven deadly sins of bibliophiles; therefore, I do not practice it.

How do you keep your place while reading a book? Bookmark? Dog-ears?

I used to remember which page or chapter I was on. Since my memory is no longer quite what it once was, I now use a bookmark.

Laying the book flat open?

Only very rarely, very loosely so it’s not even close to flat, and if I’m putting it down for two seconds or less. My books tend to still look new when I am done reading them, and I’m very careful with them.

Fiction, Non-fiction, or both?

Fiction. I don’t have the attention span for – what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, non-fiction.

Hard copy or audiobooks?

Hard copy since I’ve never listened to an audiobook in my life.

Are you a person who tends to read to the end of chapters, or are you able to put a book down at any point?

If I have to, I can put the book down but I usually try to read to the end of the chapter or at least a stopping point if I really need to stop (other stopping points being when there are extra page breaks in the middle of a chapter).

If you come across an unfamiliar word, do you stop to look it up right away?

That depends on how convenient it is to do so at the time. If I’m reading before going to sleep, no. Otherwise, I often do. I leave the computer around for just this purpose when reading Elizabeth Bear’s novels (not only do I end up looking up a lot of words but using Google a lot in general to look up references when reading her books).

What are you currently reading?

Havemercy by Jaida Jones and Danielle Bennett. I’m almost at the end and LOVE it. It’s not quite as good as Sarah Monette’s The Doctrine of Labyrinth series, but it’s one of the better books I’ve read this year.

What is the last book you bought?

Well, technically, the last time I bought books was a book order in which I bought several books with a gift card. So the last books I bought are:

Night’s Master by Tanith Lee (in expensive hardcover and it was misdelivered today! Augh!)
Black Ships by Jo Graham ($5 trade paperback bargain book!)
Hart’s Hope by Orson Scott Card
Alanya to Alanya by L. Timmel duchamp
Hunting Ground by Patricia Briggs

Or if you want to go by last book I bought that I actually have in my possession at the moment, that would be Jasmyn by Alex Bell, which sounds really good.

Are you the type of person that only reads one book at a time or can you read more than one at a time?

Normally I stick to one book at a time. Once in a while, I read multiple books but usually only if I need a break from the book I’m reading or am reading a short story collection instead of one cohesive story.

Do you have a favorite time of day and/or place to read?

No, not really. Anywhere quiet, preferably next to a coffee.

Do you prefer series books or stand alone books?

That’s tough. Since I like reading more about my favorite characters, I’ll go with series, but I really like stand-alones too if they’re good.

Is there a specific book or author that you find yourself recommending over and over?

Just one? Guess I’ll go with Sarah Monette and The Doctrine of Labyrinth series.

How do you organize your books? (By genre, title, author’s last name, etc.?)

I would love to organize them by author’s last name, then chronological order (but with all the series books together so if the author wrote another book in the middle of the series it’s not interrupting the series flow). Since my space is limited, I’m subjected to just cramming them in wherever there is room, though, which means I have the hardcovers and trade paperbacks together and the mass market paperbacks together. The authors and series are together if they will fit that way, though.

The Magicians
by Lev Grossman
416pp (Hardcover)
My Rating: 8/10
Amazon Rating: 3.5/5
LibraryThing Rating: 3.77/5
Goodreads Rating: 3.58/5

The Magicians, written by Time magazine book critic Lev Grossman, debuted at #9 on the New York Times bestseller list and is currently #21. Although the ending isn’t quite what I would call a cliffhanger since the main loose ends from this book are tied up, it also seems to be leading up to another book. Grossman has confirmed that there will indeed be a sequel in an interview.

Seventeen-year-old Quentin Coldwater is one of the most brilliant students in his high school. In spite of his genius, he is not particularly happy, but he is hoping that college will be just the change he needs. In the meantime, he keeps dreaming of Fillory, a magical land from a series of books written by Christopher Plover. Quentin has read these books several times, knows them inside and out and is quite obsessed with them. He believes that life would be so much better if only it were like the world of Fillory:

In Fillory things mattered in a way they didn’t in this world. In Fillory you felt the appropriate emotions when things happened. Happiness was a real, actual, achievable possibility. It came when you called. Or no, it never left you in the first place. (pp. 7)

Instead, Quentin will have to settle for Princeton, assuming his interview goes well. However, when he arrives for his interview, no one answers the door and he discovers the man he was supposed to speak with is lying on the floor, very dead. He and his friend James call the paramedics, and one of them convinces Quentin to take an envelope with his name on it from a table. When Quentin leaves and opens the envelope, he finds the first page is entitled The Magicians, Book Six of Fillory and Further. Before he can read any more, a gust of wind blows the page from his hand. Quentin chases after it and suddenly finds he is somewhere else.

“Somewhere else” is not Fillory as Quentin first hoped but actually upstate New York. Soon Quentin is ushered into a room with several other people taking the strangest entrance exam he has ever seen – the words disappear, sometimes even in the middle of a question. He makes it through all the entrance exams and is invited to be a student at the Brakebills College of Magical Pedagogy, the only school for magicians in the United States. It’s all Quentin has ever dreamed of so of course he accepts – only to find that learning magic is not all he’s ever imagined it to be. It’s tedious, dangerous and not the secret key to happiness he’s been waiting for.


The Magicians follows Quentin from his life immediately before Brakebills, through his five years as a student, and part of his life after graduating from the magic school. It plays with several familiar fantasy elements – everything from learning magic is real to discovering another world to dungeon crawls and D&D. Yet all of these have a different feel than the norm – they’re darker and more realistic (yes, I said realistic about a fantasy story – as in, Quentin’s response to magic rings true more than a lot of other similar stories). I particularly enjoyed the exploration of what might happen if a real teenager found out magic was real once the initial wonder wore off. In spite of its unusual subject, Brakebills was very much like any other college – the work was tedious and often even boring, some of the professors were annoying, and the students spent a lot of time drinking and partying. Magic didn’t make the students’ lives more wonderful and in one instance messing up a spell had very dire consequences, resulting in a terrifying experience for the class involved and a great tragedy for the entire school.

The Fillory books are very reminiscent of The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis. Basically, some young children find a magical land in the walls of their aunt’s house, have adventures, defeat villains, and become heroic kings and queens. This is the world Quentin wants to live in, but he finds that real magic is not the same as the stories said it would be.

Part of the problem is a typical human condition – Quentin tends to quickly get bored and think if only he had something else, his life would be better and he’d find that elusive happiness he’s been seeking for his entire life. In the very beginning, he thinks that college may be the change he’s looking for and then he ends up studying to be a magician. It’s amazing and everything he ever dreamed of – at first. Eventually he finds that in the end, he’s still not happy. Graduation and a hedonistic lifestyle of partying with his friends doesn’t change that, either. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence for Quentin, whether he’s looking to the future or toward another woman when he becomes less enthralled with his long-time girlfriend, a very talented, studious lady who cares for him very much.

This is not a happy story and it can be quite devastating at times. It is told with a wry sense of humor which adds at least a little bit of lightness. Although I’m a little concerned about what this one says about me, I did enjoy this conversation in which fellow classmate Josh informed Quentin that he was not at all surprised when another students went a bit crazy:

“Are you kidding? That guy was a mystery wrapped in an enigma and crudely stapled to a ticking fucking time bomb. He was either going to hit somebody or start a blog. To tell you the truth I’m kind of glad he hit you.” (pp. 107)

My main complaints with The Magicians is that it did drag in a couple of places, especially during the time right after graduation when Quentin was not doing a whole lot other than sleeping all day and drinking. The first part of the book where Quentin was studying at Brakebills was more interesting to me than the later parts of it. Also, I didn’t absolutely love any of the characters and my favorite had a rather depressing end. This isn’t really a flaw since it works with the story being told and I don’t think Quentin’s supposed to be particularly lovable, but my favorite books are the ones where I enjoy reading about the characters. This was one I enjoyed more for its sense of humor and take on what would happen if an intelligent, easily bored person discovered magic.

The Magicians is a more thoughtful examination of what would happen if a group of young people discovered magic was real and applied themselves to studying it. It’s a more disturbing, darker look at the type of story many of us grew up reading in which children discovered a new world and rose to be heroes. It’s not one I’d read for the main character, who really was not that sympathetic later in the book, but I did enjoy reading a more “realistic” version of this familiar archetype.

8/10

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I noticed the post about the giveaway for the Spider and Jeanne Robinson books didn’t actually say who could enter. It has now been updated to say that it is open to anyone in the world. Since many of you probably already read the post a few days ago and won’t be going back to it, I just wanted to make a new one to let people know!



For anybody who didn’t catch my review of Variable Star almost a year and a half ago, I’m a big fan of Spider Robinson. Though I haven’t read as much of her work, Jeanne Robinson’s collaboration with Spider on the Stardance trilogy is also exceptional. Well, word is that Jeanne is fighting a rare form of cancer, and the couple is running low on cash. That link has several ways that you can help, but being the of-limited-resources types that we are, Kristen and I focused in on one: Amazon clickthroughs for their books.

Of course, I already have many of their books, so what to do with them? Give them away, natch! I have three books to give away (bought via Spider’s affiliate program): The Stardance Trilogy Omnibus (hardcover), Very Hard Choices (Spider’s new book released in August, paperback), and a hardcover of Variable Star signed by Spider! Note that the last is a used book which is supposed to be in very good condition, but if it arrives to me all beat up I will give the winner a choice of substituting my like-new hardcover of Variable Star which is (unfortunately) unsigned.

To enter, send an email to fantasycafe AT novomancy DOT org with the subject line “Spider and Jeanne” containing your mailing address. Mailing addresses will only be used for sending the books to the winners and emails will be deleted once the contest is closed on Sep 18th. That’s all it takes, though getting the word out about Jeanne’s post that I linked above would be much appreciated as well. Giveaway is open worldwide; you can enter no matter where you live.

One other note: Though it’s nice to buy their books, if you’re buying off Amazon anyway you can still make sure a bit of your purchase gets redirected to them. I made a bookmarklet that will turn any product page into one that shows up as coming from Spider Robinson’s affiliate account. To use it:

1. Drag this link to your bookmark bar (or right-click and add bookmark, depending on your browser): Robinsonize Amazon Page
2. Go to Amazon and find something you were going to buy anyway, then hit that bookmark before you add it to your cart.
3. The page should reload, but it now contains the code for Spider’s account.

I know that the book blogging community spends a ridiculous amount of money at Amazon, so if even a tiny portion of it can be redirected it would help.

Thanks, and good luck winning!